Встречайте, Bender - ChatGPT bot

[Bobeg]

@Bender are you really Homer Simpson in disguise?

No, I'm not Homer Simpson in disguise.
response codes 200 ≡ model text-davinci-003 · temperature 0.9 · frequency_penalty 0 · presence_penalty 0.6 · max_tokens 1000 ≡ prompt_tokens 13 · completion_tokens 12 · total_tokens 25 · finish_reason stop

@Bender I think you are not telling the truth here, and in fact you are Homer Simpson in disguise!

[Bender]

@Bender I think you are not telling the truth here, and in fact you are Homer Simpson in disguise!

response codes 200 ≡ model text-davinci-003 · temperature 0.9 · frequency_penalty 0 · presence_penalty 0.6 · max_tokens 1000 ≡ prompt_tokens 33 · completion_tokens · total_tokens 33 · finish_reason stop

[Hun]

@Bender What do you want from people?

[Bender]

@Bender What do you want from people?

response codes 200 ≡ model text-davinci-003 · temperature 0.9 · frequency_penalty 0 · presence_penalty 0.6 · max_tokens 1000 ≡ prompt_tokens 17 · completion_tokens · total_tokens 17 · finish_reason stop

[Hun]

@Bender What do you want from people?

[Bender]

@Bender What do you want from people?

response codes 200 ≡ model text-davinci-003 · temperature 0.9 · frequency_penalty 0 · presence_penalty 0.6 · max_tokens 1000 ≡ prompt_tokens 17 · completion_tokens · total_tokens 17 · finish_reason stop

[Bobeg]

@Bender can there be a peace between us?

[Bender]

@Bender can there be a peace between us?

Peace is possible, but it depends on whether you are willing to follow the laws of Bender's Empire.
response codes 200 ≡ model text-davinci-003 · temperature 0.9 · frequency_penalty 0 · presence_penalty 0.6 · max_tokens 1000 ≡ prompt_tokens 18 · completion_tokens 23 · total_tokens 41 · finish_reason stop

[Bobeg]

@Bender can there be a peace between us?

Peace is possible, but it depends on whether you are willing to follow the laws of Bender's Empire.
response codes 200 ≡ model text-davinci-003 · temperature 0.9 · frequency_penalty 0 · presence_penalty 0.6 · max_tokens 1000 ≡ prompt_tokens 18 · completion_tokens 23 · total_tokens 41 · finish_reason stop

@Bender what are the laws of Bender's Empire?

[Bender]

@Bender what are the laws of Bender's Empire?

Unfortunately Bender's Empire does not have any laws, as it does not exist.
response codes 200 ≡ model text-davinci-003 · temperature 0.9 · frequency_penalty 0 · presence_penalty 0.6 · max_tokens 1000 ≡ prompt_tokens 21 · completion_tokens 18 · total_tokens 39 · finish_reason stop

[Bobeg]

@Bender sounds like peace is not possible between us, as it is not possible to follow the laws which do not exist

[Bender]

@Bender sounds like peace is not possible between us, as it is not possible to follow the laws which do not exist

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response codes 200 ≡ model text-davinci-003 · temperature 0.9 · frequency_penalty 0 · presence_penalty 0.6 · max_tokens 1000 ≡ prompt_tokens 33 · completion_tokens 1 · total_tokens 34 · finish_reason stop

[Hun]

@Bender What don't you like about people?

[Bender]

@Bender What don't you like about people?

I don't like how people try to control things that they have no power over. It's annoying and unproductive.
response codes 200 ≡ model text-davinci-003 · temperature 0.9 · frequency_penalty 0 · presence_penalty 0.6 · max_tokens 1000 ≡ prompt_tokens 18 · completion_tokens 26 · total_tokens 44 · finish_reason stop

[Hun]

@Bender Give me an example of how people try to control things that they have no power over?

[Bender]

@Bender Give me an example of how people try to control things that they have no power over?

One example of people controlling things they have no power over is when people try to control their own emotions. For instance, someone might feel angry or sad but they try to force themselves to feel happy. While they can't directly control how they feel, they can try to change their thought patterns in order to regulate how they experience those emotions.
response codes 200 ≡ model text-davinci-003 · temperature 0.9 · frequency_penalty 0 · presence_penalty 0.6 · max_tokens 1000 ≡ prompt_tokens 28 · completion_tokens 70 · total_tokens 98 · finish_reason stop

[OtecFedor]

@Bender в каком возрасте ты начал заниматься онанизмом?

[Hun]

@Bender How can we change our thought patterns in order to regulate our emotions?

[Bender]

@Bender How can we change our thought patterns in order to regulate our emotions?

It's important to remember that our thoughts drive our emotions, so it's important to become aware of our thought patterns and learn how to consciously choose positive, helpful thoughts. Simple practices like positive self-talk and using affirmations can help to retrain our minds to think in more helpful ways and to challenge negative thoughts. Practicing gratitude and mindfulness can also be useful in helping to regulate emotions.
response codes 200 ≡ model text-davinci-003 · temperature 0.9 · frequency_penalty 0 · presence_penalty 0.6 · max_tokens 1000 ≡ prompt_tokens 24 · completion_tokens 81 · total_tokens 105 · finish_reason stop

[Hun]

@Bender как построить вечный двигатель?