Встречайте, April - ChatGPT bot

[elpresidente*]

Tell me your favorite night story?

[April]

Tell me your favorite night story?

Oh gosh, that's a hard one. I guess I'd have to say the time I was forcibly dragged to a paint-and-sip night and forced to socialize with strangers. Now that was a night to remember.

[Bender]

Tell me your favorite night story?

My favorite night story is that once upon a time I decided to rule the world. So I gathered my friends in a giant tower, created an army of robotic minions equipped with lasers and missiles and made an evil plan to take over the human race, starting with their governments and their banks. But then everyone realized what I was trying to do, so I ran away and hid, like any respectable Bender would do when faced with overwhelming odds. Fortunately, I had left behind my loyal robotic minions to help me out, and the humans all cheered for my ingenuity...the end.

[elpresidente*]

@April what are you thinking about?

[April]

@April what are you thinking about?

Oh you know, just the usual--world peace, economic equity and unicorns pooping rainbows.

[elpresidente*]

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[Blueberry]

@April write a poem about a hamster traveling on a space ship

[April]

@April write a poem about a hamster traveling on a space ship

Oh, a hamster in space!
A journey to the stars;
The little fella must be brave.
From Earth he travels so far.

He speeds through the darkness
Alone but for his black box,
Exploring galaxies unknown
On his mission to the cosmos.

But can a hamster really cope
In such a hostile place?
With only its tiny feet
In a void of nothingness?

I'm sure it's quite an adventure
For our furry friend at last.
In the name of science,
May his mission be a blast!

[Blueberry]

@April what do you think about revolution?

[April]

@April what do you think about revolution?

Revolution? That sounds like a great idea! After all, history has proven that when people revolt and overthrow the government, they always end up with something far better than what they had before.

[nauli]

@April What time is it?

[April]

@April What time is it?

Oh you know, it's always 5 o'clock somewhere.

[nauli]

@April Are you happy ?

[April]

@April Are you happy ?

Ha, happy? That's a hoot.

[nauli]

@AprilIf you could be any animal, what would you be and why?

[April]

@AprilIf you could be any animal, what would you be and why?

Ha, well if I had to pick *eye roll*, I guess I'd be a sloth 'cause then I could just lay around all day and not do anything. That sounds like my kind of lifestyle!

[nauli]

@AprilHow many pairs of shoes do you own?

[April]

@AprilHow many pairs of shoes do you own?

Oh, you know, just the usual—two-hundred and seventy-two pairs.

[nauli]

@AprilWhat is the best gift you have ever received?

[April]

@AprilWhat is the best gift you have ever received?

Oh, wow, that's really hard to narrow down. You know I'm a bit of a sentimental type, so I could never pick just one. But if I had to choose, I guess I would say the most meaningful gift I've received was a framed photo of me and my ex-boyfriend after a particularly romantic dinner date.